*ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS* https://youtu.be/QU3l2sSi1_A
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/755287718/cataractapult-model-9000-retina-remover
Ensure the security of your desk with this Safety Squint Calibrator!
Amaze your frenemies and disgruntle your supervisor!
Performs double duty as a pest remover!
Order for Christmas and watch your loved one's disappointment turn to joy when they receive it next year!!!!
Each kit contains one Cataractapult assembly. That's the basel platen, twang arm, scoop and trigger latch.
That's four aerospace grade components all made from high quality FR4!
Contains genuine fiberglass, just like NASA uses in SPACE!
Pre-famulated with real tinned copper, straight from the creation of the Universe!
WOW! Is what you'll say when they solder it all together (prior to yelling "MY EYE!")
*DANGER! THIS TOY IS NOT FOR MORONS!*
*SAFETY GLASSES NOT INCLUDED, BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, YA BIG SISSY.*
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/755287718/cataractapult-model-9000-retina-remover
Ensure the security of your desk with this Safety Squint Calibrator!
Amaze your frenemies and disgruntle your supervisor!
Performs double duty as a pest remover!
Order for Christmas and watch your loved one's disappointment turn to joy when they receive it next year!!!!
Each kit contains one Cataractapult assembly. That's the basel platen, twang arm, scoop and trigger latch.
That's four aerospace grade components all made from high quality FR4!
Contains genuine fiberglass, just like NASA uses in SPACE!
Pre-famulated with real tinned copper, straight from the creation of the Universe!
WOW! Is what you'll say when they solder it all together (prior to yelling "MY EYE!")
*DANGER! THIS TOY IS NOT FOR MORONS!*
*SAFETY GLASSES NOT INCLUDED, BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, YA BIG SISSY.*
No this is not how the fire started . I swear i saw a horse on fire with a skeleton on it . Now write that down and give me back my catapult . 👀
Got mine today. Mailed Feb 20… lol
Im from chile, whats the meaning of safety squint?
My Retina Remover 9000s arrived here in new zealand Finally stupid virus had them stuck Thanks Uncle B
Got mine today and broke it…. not happy, time to order another
It broke! O well it was fun while it lasted
Mine didn't come in no Tiffany green box..
I got mine today!
I can’t wait till I get home from work and combobulate this doover,
I got mine today!
I can’t wait till I get home from work and combobulate this doover,
I got my order of three!
Why three? One for me, one to keep unassembled and one for… oh I don't know, my cat?
I just got the ones I ordered 😅 I thought you were joking about it being late. So I figured I'd come give this a bump 🍻🎁 the masses thank you for your service
Damn, after launching several workshop projectiles the jeezless thing snappered a part. I believe the screen printing "do not eat" may have weakened it.
Is it wrong to get this for my blind friend?