The Dyson marketing wank is tired, but this vacuum actually sucks!
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By AvvE

15 thoughts on “Boltr: dyson animal cordless vacuum”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Vic Petrishak says:

    Years ago I listened to an interview with the Dyson owner . He bragged about only hiring young engineers . Let them buy them !

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Anthony freightliner m2 says:

    That’s all that used to cut up the box. Can you cut up a swimming pool sand filter?

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Anthony N says:

    😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars X Æ A-Xii says:

    I’m still waiting for the day that he does a BOLTR on a Dyson bladeless fan.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars I-_-AM-_-G says:

    This fucking thing, if you don't have literal child sized hands then you WILL get blisters all over your hands and fingers just from using it.
    I used it for an hour to clean a car and that's what happened to me, the battery lasts all but 30 minutes and the fucking thing is USELESS as a hoover it really is a bunch of gobbledygook…
    Also what the fuck is the point in separating anything in a vacuum?

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 🚀 RePliCANt 🤖 says:

    I cannot believe it. Spent 7 years working in a gold mine that did a rebuild every 9-14 days on out Nelsons.

    Fuck me , de pegging the bowls inside is no different to cleaning that filter out in the Dyson. Ha!

    I clearly need to get my head out of nans toosh and start using my googly eye screens to see what’s around me instead .

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Andreowitsch says:

    A neighbor of me has one. I tried to use it when we drilled two holes to attach a picture to the wall. You know, the fine dust coming out of the drilling holes. It was barely able to suck any dust at all. Completely waste of money! I would say 49 USD is actually reasonable. I love my little Miele, over 20 years old, but was 199 DM (~100 €). And it's strong.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars mercoid says:

    I’m an Animal

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ian Bradbury says:

    Anyone else shouting "the screws right there"

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tayler Dejong-Rickson says:

    Can ya make a video of testing battery life using tool battery’s? Milwaukee, dewalt

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BunzeeBear says:

    It is entertaining. You know what the stuff is. Even 120volt AC vacuums do not have a lot of sucking power (so it is basically a duster) Not meant for sucking up bowling balls.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bryan Draughn says:

    And I thought "confuckulated" was my own original term!

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dark Horse says:

    Hi Ave I have one of these dust entropy reducers, and it has begun to give up the ghost. I’ve bought several Hilti products pretty much on the back of the joyful noises you make when you open them up, but Hilti don’t really make anything SWMBO would allow in the house. Do you have any suggestions on a hugely over engineered dust buster I could bring in under the cover of darkness and present as “oh it’s just a replacement for the Dyson, but maybe just a few more pixies dancing every time you ask it to chooch”? Thanks

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Floodway says:

    that is a shit load of electronics for a dust buster.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kowboy USA says:

    The phallic appendage out front is designed to entice the Mrs to buy.

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