Yep.

Ah, some proper hippy dippy dope, smoking, tire lube, dr bronner's, tire lube ball and taint remover as well so step the first dew claws on it's gon na pull the valve stem out of here and then jam. I assume jam uh air straight in there and try and pop that bead otherwise uh we got ta get in there with the explosives. Didn't take me long, that's for sure, dude claw, there's two kinds of people in the world: people you love to come no freudian! Slop people, you love to see and people you love to see going the verdict's still out buddy a couple rocks left over here. You know, 99 of all.

Mechanical faults. Are user error, user yeah i mean i wasn't. I didn't think i was being especially hard on it this morning, but you know it is monday. So is that thing on it's whisper quiet all we got to do you'll just once we get it inflated.

At least it's not waving in my face just straight in there ain't, no lube, no, nothing! No nothing you'll have to drill a hole in the bottom of the tire to get all the rest of the water out. Yeah. Sorry, okay, don't be afraid to jam it guy dangling that thing in my face and then blasting me with what the tire was just really happy to see you man, that's all it's monday a long weekend, all right! So can we let the air out yeah? It should be sat there now yeah. I guess so you only make that mistake.

Four seven dozen times special john deere valve stem absolutely 45 bucks and the drm digital rights management. That's probably what happened. That was the problem in the first place. I bet you.

Oh look at that now yep. My work here is done off to the tire shop john special john deere tire shop, where they're always waiting to close early, the drive of shame all the way into town. All right. Fine, then, should i leave him with a special valve stream or what, if you're, gon na steal it and replace it with a cheap one? You need me to borrow your farm truck or you're gon na get this thing started.

That's i'm gon na take this into town to bring that tire in uh. You know that's uh what they call jakey or is jake yeah, there's jakey and then there's janky, and so this is some custom millennium falcon repairs yeah. I had had the nice uh turnbuckle here, tightening up the belt, but it broke which it does like every six months or so, and i keep welding it and it keeps breaking. Luckily, luckily, i had like a spare piece of exhaust tube and i just kind of put it down the ground, beat it in the shape a little bit and then just wedged it in here pounded it in put the trash.

Putting the pressure on here to broke down within five minutes. I had this thing in there ready to go like it was pretty good, pretty good. If you actually want to get this thing back, maybe i should take a different vehicle. It's been nice.

Knowing you tire see you, on the other side, you.

By AvvE

18 thoughts on “Everything shats.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars gruffy tickles says:

    Back on the shitter with everyone's favorite uncles. What a wonderful day

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Patrick O'Meara says:

    Aqua-net…..”it’s not just for yer flock of seagulls hair-doo”
    Potato cannons and sets tires too!

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jh77sly says:

    Hose dangles and squirts and split rubber. Sounds like a great time was had.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jean Christopher says:

    Ratchet Strap right around the center circumference of the tread. Scrunches the bead right down for a seal. …Works better than the flammables, especially if you pour with a heavy hand.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Burger Birger says:

    U got to diversify on the parts. We got a John Cummins Ferguson over here😁

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars PittPens says:

    There’s a Janky way to do it and there’s a WTF way to do it… you specialize in both!!!

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars LB says:

    Man who walk in front of car get tired
    Man who walk behind car get exhausted

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars zapman2000 says:

    you guys need to get the external install valve stems from Colby they prevent the drive of shame to the dealer to fix your tire

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ron Hickmott says:

    When you're out of aerosol flammables, using a mallet to belt the rim into the bead as far as you can works well.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bard Madsen says:

    That'll learn ya, check the valve stem before setting the bead. Was that a wrench welded in that makeshift belt tightener?

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars echo9835 says:

    I see what you did wrong. You didn't fill the tire with John Deer brand compressed air.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars RandomSteveH says:

    You'll probably never need to remove the valve core if you put a ratchet strap around the middle of tire tread and crank it down some first.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Andi Archer says:

    Im suprised a man such as yourself didnt go for the explosive inflate with a flammable spray into the tyre and a well placed match.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hola! Ephix says:

    There's more writing on that bottle than what they stuck in my arm the last 2 years.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars dan man says:

    should of change the valve stem before beading the tire it would of cost 2 dollars

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Hansen says:

    So what if you get stuff all over your face, you gotta help your buddies out

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MikeOrkid says:

    Really liked the eye bolt with the wrench welded to it. Whatever works sometimes.

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jared Mundi says:

    Now I don't know why the exhaust pipe alternator bracket doesn't come as standard, seeing as it's clearly superior.

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