Babydoll approved!

Where we're two on the skookum fire rack, i kind of skipped ahead of the class there. Normally, the boss is listening at the door for the toilet paper to tear you done yet, but i managed to get out here and kiss the dingle balls off the way that dogs normally do with a flop wheel. Nothing spells amateur hours like having weld spatter and so forth, and now we're using the stove black pipe stovepipe black sides hides a litany of sins errors over mission, acne scars and so forth. Something like you see on the tv with them wives of county, putting their pancake makeup on in the pink booth.

I get sick and tired to slowly die in a silicosis that i figured. I just jumped the gun there. We got an environmental catastrophe in broken glass, but boy howdy. Does that work a treat you just stick the felching tube in your rear end.

There sucks everything right out blasts it at high rates of speed into the steel and gets rid of all. That mill scale makes it ready for the paint now anything like me, you're liking, asking yourself. Why are you using a super expensive, specialty, high heat paint when you could just use matte black? Well the inventory module of the my erp system here on the empire? Dirt ain't working this time of year, of course the weeds are too tall to find a jesus thing. Speaking of software systems, the wife asked me the one time she could get a contractor into install a third party peripheral, i says: pardon wham upside the head with the purse and ever since i've been the chump measure once cut twice and the jesus thing's still too Short like that, fine man with the worn out o-ring, tried to tell us you want to invent the universe.

First, you got to bake a pie. England well baby doll, what you stink fantastic! Why why the long pause there? I was born this way. The bar the bear walks into a bar joke. Don't you think it's a bit big galoot uh we've been married long enough.

I think you know we just take it easy it'll it'll fit man's best friend she's mighty sweet, but i question that miss nomer, not even my worst enemy, looks me dead in the eye hunches over and squeezes out a turd onto the rug, invariably, the rug, never The hardwood i'm watching you, foreign.

By AvvE

15 thoughts on “Firewood rack”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alex Hammer says:

    Does the high heat paint only cure right when exposed to high heat? Serious question.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gameboygenius says:

    If you want to invent the universe, first you gotta bake a pie. Speaking of which, edibles!

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Squatchmonster says:

    The high temp paint is used so that you can cut to size after you’re finished and have it still looking as fresh as a babies bottom.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Smith says:

    How much strain are you putting on that floor bud? Probably should have made it more horizontal to spread out the weight a bit across a few floor joists don't ya think? Go ahead and do it over again, I'll wait for ya.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Michael Grubbs says:

    You've been Saucy lately. Nice job. Maybe it's all coming full circle. Hey Hoser

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Lee says:

    Now there a man who has made sure that his wood stands proud and tall for all to admire (and with the wife's approval none the less).

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mix Pick says:

    Holy teetering tower of tons! I hope that beauty is bolted to the studs –and then some. Nice rack all the same. 🙂

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Christopher Castor says:

    Gotta love it; they need comfy paw standing territory to relax the wrecked ‘em! Stink pickle factories dogs are.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Long Peter says:

    Every time a log falls out the side and puts a dent in your floor, blame Dewclaw.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars lunkydog says:

    First rule of pooping, Location, Location, Location. Even Real Estate agents know that…..

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars charlie brown says:

    mans best friend?
    not even my worst enemy would look me in the eye and squeeze out a turd on my rug!

    LOL

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sid Walker says:

    Should catch up real nice like, what btu do you reckon it'll put out, toasty as frig.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Cabin Creek Zeke says:

    I've seen those fingers and hands before! Ahhh my Proctologist! Is this your watch?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 1 2 says:

    Ive never understood half of what someone said, and still 100% agree and feel welcome by it

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Larry Clark says:

    Hopefully that’ll hold all the wood that “the Better Three-Quarters” can handle.

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