Whatever it takes.

Yes, she ain't hpht, but the almost pink twig tape. What for when you really got ta score? Just got ta run your fingers in there to uh crunchy. It lasted about 50 hours, so good enough for the girls like oh we're, gon na redo it maybe get 60 hours out of her five minutes is good enough right. Threads are pretty ugly.

I was gon na comment on your former girlfriend, not pamela henderson, the other one that you took to the beach, and i asked you what kind of bait you used west coast fisherman style? Oh yeah, teflon tape. That's how you guarantee you never have to go back in the builds right here. So i can slide your fingernail in there to push it right into the cracks. Give it show it some love and then the top gel and then and then the silicone and then go back up to the wheelhouse and sniff cocaine off of the compass days are over.

My friend tell me about it this right here, it's a bit off. What are you making? I am making donuts for the o-rings on the what's it called nailed. It check it out. Oh perfect 100 was that the siren sweet sound of hubris? Oh yeah, i'm old enough now it's okay for me to be wrong.

How is that? Well, that's not bad. It's happened so many times that it's just kind of everyone's used to it now. Well, you were mistaken once in the 80s yeah, but we all were anytime. Now buddy waiting on you first, you get good! Then you get fast exactly so.

When are you gon na get good, oh uh? So what do you think some uh silicone in there? What silicon carney yeah? No, no, no, no sense at all, no sense in geld! In the lily yeah, i mean we've already gone far enough is what you're saying okay yeah look at this backup ring. Oh i mean the young fella is making two more standard issue uh. We should probably go and have about six half dozen beers and he'll be done. We can't have six beers before noon.

It's not friday, man. Why? Why? Why does he have to make more of them? Well, because there's a slit here, this is guaranteed to work right. This is not a guarantee white glove operation here, careful not to disturb the uh. The ring oops, that's probably not good.

Not only is the duke like a german virgin routine good and tight. We also got that slippery german fella. The axle grease axle grease. There's always one there's always one: that's always good and tight, no matter what more a little further keep going.

That's it and she goes a little further working with you is like working against somebody else. When you go back to school next week. Think look at this. Oh, it's it's going pretty! Well, it's going pretty rough, it happens when you're left-handed and you're using right-handed.

Are you left-handed? Oh my god, sinister? Oh, i'm so sorry to make fun of your disability. Yeah. Don't ask don't tell buddy whatever it takes, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Does it fit with great stupidity, comes very little responsibility.

You know if you something up bad enough, you'll never have to worry about doing it. Getting asked to do it ever again. Exactly that's kind of worked out perfectly. I bet you get another quarter turn out of here.
Let me just put every last thing i got. I know this click looking pretty goo other than that young fellow you asking for a bronze backup ring and he brings you a medieval iud, hey. What's an iud uh webster's dictionary described, defines iud as love springs, internal.

By AvvE

15 thoughts on “Fixing hydraulic cylinder.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jacob Rzeszewski says:

    The real fun for me is when maintenance hooks the vertical clamp cylinder onto the same air line as the sand blower, that way every time I operate the machine it blows sand all over the place.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars HubrisNaut says:

    I commented on this the last time you played with this ram. I think a gland is missing something or other…

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TJ McLaughlin says:

    Come visit Ave’s Hydraulic restoration, Just South of High prices but just North of good quality on state highway 69.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Harris says:

    that's a good laugh. I'm was gonna ask if you were sending the kid fishing but the mid evil iud makes sense!!

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars tren van says:

    some people use the edge of the tape holder to smooth and squeeze their teflon too 🙂 remember guys if they had a rebuild kit or a spare o ring they would have used it 🙂 quick fast in a hurry

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TheOtisUpham says:

    "Working with you is looking working against somebody". I'm stealing that!

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Blom says:

    I work at a hydraulic shop and this makes me so sad to see…
    Send me a list of what you need and i will be saddened by my inability to afford shipping.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars the craptain says:

    that's the motto in the local i work for, if ya don't wanna do it anymore fuck it up proper and get yourself an easier gig.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars David Williams says:

    Ah yes… snorting off the compass…on the bridge of the ol cockford-ollie EVERGREEN dickering up the channel 🍻

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mark Bernier says:

    Left handed and essential tremor. Poor lad. Can't get a grip, can't stop shaking it.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars microbuilder says:

    Considering my long-standing, self-induced singlehood, everything is good enough for the girls I go out with lol

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Technician B says:

    I'm diggin the giant Knipex pliers. Very good for making all sorts of shit Güdentight….. or alignments on rusty ass box trucks.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ted P says:

    Left handed? Is he Ginger too? Are you getting community service hours for giving him something to do?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Don Campbell says:

    Put your nails in there? Oh that’s right he’s an electrician they all get pedicures on Fridays!

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bryan Rockwell says:

    Lol. Dew claw sounding all professional-like in the beginning. Almost time see those Jerusalem cruisers soon. 👍🏻

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