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Finally got a pump, after I needed it.

Back from picking up chicks and just in time after saving ourselves from a fiery inferno, we got a new trash pump, got the cam lock fittings three incher, it's just about as girthy as i want to wrestle around single-handed in the dark could have gone for four Inches, i guess you ease into it we're out here in the field, and i got no teflon tape, no pipe dope that don't matter because chewing gum. This happens to be sugar, free uh. What you call it juicy fruit, it's full of buna and it's full of plastic it'll work just perfect for pipe dope and it comes with a side of delta, not to worry boys. It's the lambda.

You got to watch out for noise. Why would they put it there if they didn't want you to use it? Look at this pot metal piece of junk. I call these things trash pumps. I think they're misnomered on a counter they're, pretty damn skookum you're a wee taste of the bar spillage.

I can't stick her in dry ew, prime, the pump as they say, oh and a dragonfly for good luck. Yep. She got earl turn it from one pump jump, let's hope so! Oh here we go. Let's turn that on that, choked from that full throttle and maybe not maybe mid, throttle goodbye shoulder, it's been nice, knowing you, oh wow, not enough of the goat juice.

Good thing: the bars are all closed up tighter than a nun's habit. We're wasting the spillage won't be able to get girl drink drunk on ladies night, come on schwartz, that's a big carcass. I think there might be a freeze plug missing switch to the horny hardware. It ever notice those young fellas anytime, there's a dirty job to do.

Nowhere to be found, it's like magic guys are saying, there's no hope for us with the young generation coming up, but boy howdy, they're, smarter than they look. You.

By AvvE

15 thoughts on “It’s official: one pump chump”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars d e says:

    Horny hardware where it takes 8 boys to load a bunk of osb. Damage the trailer, run the lift out of fart juice then have er loaded off-center.
    Me thinks the Ex drill team has Infuktrated Funkytowns Horny Hardware store 529
    Or these boys are sippin the gender neutral juice. It's amazing how white and clean they keep their air force 1s

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars E D says:

    I thought you had a bucket of gasoline with grass in it until I turned the sound on. I thought you were testing a fuel filter.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars A B says:

    You know the dope really is the important part as a lubricant. The tapered threads are meant to seal themselves and the tape is only for manufacturing defects and those threads look legit. Now I’ve turned up to 6” npt and do know what’s it like to get oval pipe to seal. Try it tho one time I with some good threads and some wd-40 or naphtha soap. Hence soap the fittings

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Max Maker says:

    I got exactly the same pump a month ago. I added wheels underneath and a frame on top so the big hose has a home. Otherwise it is difficult to carry.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars N Craig says:

    How does one contact the great AVE? Have a cool idea I thought you might think is interesting. Would like to send a few pics. Don't need an opinion, help, etc. Just thought you might think it's interesting. Either way, love the channel.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars cabbage681 says:

    Hey I've been watching your channel for a long time, bloody great entertainment. Hope you and the family are all ok and sorted after the fire. Please keep posting againd when you get the time. Much love and best wishes to all of you.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Goodvibes Global says:

    The old Snowy Britten lead fitter where I did my time when we did Christmas shutdown and the steam heaters had to come down for service he would do twice as many a day than anyone else…how you may ask two hammers on the pipe fittings nuts he would say to anyone who cared to ask…that he went to the school of hammers… even works for hydraulic pipe fittings, barrel unions pretty much how he put them back together. Has helped me immeasurably over the year especially on oil rigs where often that's all ya got 😂

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fu Bar says:

    Ha! Lambda! That's sooo last season…everyone who's anyone knows that it's actually Mu we should all be afraid of now. Also, is this pump double jabbed? I don't see a mask in sight…so irresponsible 🙁

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daniel Robinson says:

    Hope all is well with you and yours up in the bitter cold north!! Can't wait for more!

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tyler Stollberg says:

    Could you do a test one the ViperTek VTS-989-1 Billion Heavy-duty stun gun. I cant find electrical out put anywhere. Got mine on amazon. Thanks!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars phillip miller says:

    SHould have gotten an electric pump … 120 ac .. run off of inverter. Easier, no shoulder concerns.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars CybershamanX says:

    Ha! I was watching an old black and white Air Force training film titled " " GUNNERY IN THE B-29 " ANIMATED B-29 SUPERFORTRESS CREW TURRET COMPUTER TRAINING FILM 19584 " on YouTube (as you do) and at the 7: 09 mark, the funny cartoon guy referred to the targeting computer as…wait for it…"the confuser". I had a good laugh over that one. 🤣 Must have been AvE's granddad. 😉
    EDIT: had to change the timestamp so that it wouldn't link to a point in the above video. 😛

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars xxtothemoviesxx says:

    Your channel is the best one on YouTube and well the whole internet. Are you going to do any tool autopsy/reverse engineering videos again or have you move on with that. I know life takes us in different directions and people get tired of doing the same thing over and over but sorry man I am dying for more tool break down videos that go on for ever. But if not thanks for what you do. Sincerely constantly in a vice.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sergei Abbitjakokov says:

    Are your words your own invention or are they ubiquitous expressions in industry? I ask cause Diesel Creek uses a lot of the words that make you, you. There's a whole dictionary of AvE speak after all.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars A R says:

    Wait a minute, I didn't hear a "click" after that last tap. Gotta get that torque right! My day is ruined.

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