How many times i got ta remind the wife to put the jesus seat up she's, not a vindictive lady, but i can't help but think this is payback.
How many times i got ta remind the wife to put the jesus seat up she's, not a vindictive lady, but i can't help but think this is payback.
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We would always jump at the chance to remind a fella to put the seat back up(in the porta-john at the job site) when they were done peeing. Sophomoric but satisfyingly funny.
Brings back memories of my Dad yelling at me for this every week. Glad to know I'm not the only one that forgets.
Whilst i cannot condone passive agressive vigilante actions ,it it the only form of justice where humour can be regularly found.
Oh deere, all that very very expensive green paint has been worn off due to using the tractor. Frightful thinking of what it would cost to replace with proper OEM parts!
"She's not a vindictive lady…" Bro, if they came with an instruction manual, EVERY LAST ONE would say – "If not properly and frequently maintained, the unit in question may become prone to sporadic bouts of vindictiveness."
WOW!!!!!!!! I WISH ALL MY EXES LIVED IN TEXAS!!🤣🤣😂☹️😩😰, SO SORRY, BUT BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! WELL GOT DONE TO 🤣🤣 MAKES YA THINK, IS IT TRUE???? NOTHING "RUNS" LIKE A DEERE????????? SORRY, LEFT THAT WIDE OPEN!!! WE HAVE YOUR SIX! ( COULD BE, WELL NUFF SAID)🤣🤣
I once had a leather interior in a convertible Oldsmobile (again, the wife's fault)…the only thing worse than having the top down in the summer was sitting in that thing every winter morning.
Leave the lid up ONCE, and this is what happens.
God only knows what happens to the poor man after using the rag hanging on the stove handle.
Why not drill a few holes in the bottom of the seat to let the water drain out? Or weld a spring underneath to push it into the tipped position if nobody's ass is sat on it
Some want the seat left up, some want the seat left down. I always leave the seat closed.
I used to do handyman work for a woman who was too lazy to look at a toilet before she sat on it. I'm a close the lid every time guy. She sprayed piss everywhere one day because I had closed the lid and she just sat on it and started the flow before she realized what was going on. I told her I didn't feel bad at all, that there was no universe where that was my fault. That was about the last time I worked there.
By the time it got back to her friend who had referred me I had apparently left the seat up and peed on everything in sight. Sure.
I'd be thinking about building a shed to park in about now, bugger freezing ya balls off on that
A clever Guy would build some kind of spring from a bungee cord to keep it raised a little….
Try training the wife to leave the seat up when she's done.
You'll be wearing a frying pan for a hat.
I used to work for someone who'd walk across the property to flip the seat back down in the rain and walk away. Because that's not what a seat is supposed to look like. Because obviously I'm too stupid to use a seat correctly and I'm wasting company money spending all that time flipping seats up and down.
Make the seat spring-loaded so it's always up unless you push it down and sit on it. It would be a pain, but not too much worse than trying to get everyone to remember to put the seat up when done with it.