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When there's something moving in the fireplace you want to get you the best weapon at your disposal, baby doll, get it hello. Little guy come on out of there hi dear. Oh, it's a male too come on out you're. Okay, we got the front door open yeah! You probably got smoked out.

You probably got no mites left, though, had a nice dust bath. Oh, that's! A male good yay godspeed little doodle.

By AvvE

11 thoughts on “#sharts | Critter in the woodstove.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Simon Grant says:

    You need to replace the gasket around the glass, easy job, suits the channel for a repair. Your oxidization is from the blown glass braid gasket.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Víctor deSande Robledo says:

    Pro tip for rescuing birds from wood stoves: get your cat out of the fuckingWay. That little bastard is an assasin. Hundreds of millions of dead sparrows all over the world can confirm it.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Marco Warga says:

    Why do you get the cute pixies? And it wasn't even all black and dirty. Our stove is always spawning the big black nightmare predators…

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Martin King says:

    I was once about to close up a shipping container that was fully loaded and about to go on a pretty long journey the next day, but noticed a robin had flown into it. There was no way I could get in to coax it out and If I left the area with leaving the door open I wouldn't know if it had flown out or was still hiding in there so I just had to wait and watch. Luckily it was only about half an hour before it flew out. Not sure what I would have done if it had taken much longer, probably would have had to call the boss, and knowing the sort of guy he was he'd have probably arraigned to get a crew in to unload and reload it or sit around in shifts watching drinking and listing to tunes until it left.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tyler Richardson says:

    You hear something moving in the heater you fill it to the gills with kindling and light up a vent pipe glowing fire.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kurt Bang Tidy says:

    We've got a log burner and we live by the seaside with alot of seagulls, I can imagine one of those chunky seagulls making their way down our fire

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kenguru Safari says:

    This used to happen a lot, and we had to open every window and every door and try leading it out.
    30 years and, this don't happen as often as it used to and as often as you'd like it to.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars goober650NX says:

    I note when Babydoll is in the vicinity you don't descend to the lower end of the Queen's english.
    Very wise. Why risk getting a thick ear?

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Denis Despins says:

    With all your ruff/gruff talk (un gros mot dit tabarnak) THAT was the most wonderful thing you did on Camara ! That I saw so far. très bien mon ami !

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MrMyrdok says:

    Heya Ave. I just wanted to tell you that I have been rather enjoying these unrelated sharts and small peaks inside your daily life. I wanted to tell you that I appreciate your content and I wish you and yours the best.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fryode - The Fried Diode says:

    Little Dinosaur's eyes looked like one of the Jackass guys after getting antiqued. Those ashes can't be pleasant on the eyeholes.

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