#sharts
Dark, dirty, dastardly tricks for tight spots. The full fiasco is on Patreon.com/AvE

Some ignorant engineer doesn't always ask from his elbow, backed by a smarmy salesman, puts the filter in the gas tank and then puts a gland on there, which you got ta beat on like a monkey at the zoo and she still won't come got the 18 inch Pipe wrench got the old slag hammer that was my nickname in university. Got the punch, got the jeezless curses and still she will not come. What we're gon na do is use. The only bloody thing with alice krapko makes any good at all rock hoes.

You get these without the branding they're, just not as cool. I wrapped that around like yeah, i think you're rolling what i'm smoking you cinch up on the old lob star here and then you, dear john, you.

By AvvE

12 thoughts on “#sharts Nylon Belt for naughty engineers”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars P RO says:

    Engineering was once a noble profession, people who had the good of the people in mind and heart. Now they have sold their souls to their employers who ask them to do wrong for the people so stockholders can increase their wealth. It's time to bring back The Iron Ring; honor must rule over profits and costs.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Zach says:

    You'd be surprised, well maybe not, at how many vehicles and pieces of equipment are exactly this way with the filter inside the gas tank. Most of which the only way to replace is to replace the gas tank.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars sartoaj says:

    Car companies have been doing the same thing for at least a decade. My Toyota didn't have a proper fuel filter. Bad gas? Replace the injectors…

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SpookyFXdotCom says:

    Theses are the only times I believe in communism to force big companies to do things to the consumers advantage. This is when these big corpos screw themselves, they go too far and invoke the french revolutionist in all of us. You see this in video gaming all the time. They are the microcosm of the real world so do not dismiss the "just games, just a game company ". For a decade Autodesk wanted to make their engineering software to be on line only, but in the 2008 the company CEO said they did not think their customers would except this. But then after years of games being "required on line only" now all those children grew up accepting this on line only software. So now they accept "serious" on line only software like Autocad and MS office programs…

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Brian Gray says:

    WTF kind of snowflake ink is that. I thought of you as a real man now I just think your a "mans" man with pink pokimon on your arm!

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ReelFishn says:

    AvE 2 tools you would be interested in, Bahr-co chain wrench and sidchrome do a very neat 3/8 1/2 filter strap tool. Hope ya see this mate, all the way from down unda!

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Brexxes says:

    Honestly could've been worse. Worked on some motorcycles with filters in the tank.
    Those designers must have thought, screw the mechanics in particular, put the pump on the bottom of a 25L tank which is full 90% of the time you have to change a filter and make it only come out one way with a specific combination of twisting and swearing.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Matt says:

    I believe these original atlas crapco rockhose straps will skyrocket in value over the next few years as they become rarer. Really disappointing to see all the new ones are just "epiroc" straps. Whichever marketing fuckhead over in sweden thought "epiroc" was a good idea deserves a bullet, and a kick in the nuts. Stop trying to make epiroc happen, its not going to happen

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars chickenfishhybrid44 says:

    Most new cars have no fuel filter at all anymore except the sock in the tank. Its ridiculous. My guess is it's to help keep the projected cost of ownership down since there's no fuel filter to be changed at regular intervals.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fred Flintstone says:

    Dave is not a bad man. Everyone needs to understand that 99% of this creation has been made to fall by a few. Do not worry, I have adjusted source to grade on a curve because of this.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ashkan Sayadi says:

    Do it with a pice of tire tube next time my old felle'
    It steakes like a tissue paper to poor boldman's sweaty head.

    Always the old rubber does the job.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars C street says:

    Just got to head down to the stealership and buy the model specific sending unit wrench. What's not to get? While your there, don't forget that extended warranty.

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