frickin' lazers!

Foreign. What I do every single time is I Gotta drive this probe in close but not too close and every time you reposition the workplace it's a new spot. yada yada and it takes a while it gets you. Is it in yet? I Got an idea Where there's a problem lies an opportunity.

Just gotta zoom out. You're thinking I'm gonna get a laser to do my thinking. For me, it works. It's working.

However, watching her do the Jitterbug and tell there's a parallax error there. the the steeper the angulation on the laser you see it's canted off to the right. the more the error will be depending on the height of the table, so it'll only be correct at one specific height and it's set for the edge of the Vise. But if we can reduce the steepness of that angle, there's less error at different heights.

Here's the setup. Class Two laser got this from the Crack Master Car Should be industrial quality. You might find better, but you won't find more expensive. Made in the US in a Ferris Kookum.

We're gonna Jam this up as close to the spindle as we can and then we'll put the probe in, probe it so we'll know the perfect corner and then align the laser with the corner. Bob's your entry. We've got a probe now. we'll back it off, handle, jog back it off.

So there's the laser right next to the release button which I totally just brushed against and lost my Rena Shaw probe on the worst for wear and there's our laming hazer. Okay, let's see if it works I Want a probe? The center of a pin Gonna go close enough? Oh yeah, looks like a hot damn that prevents you from breaking one. Runner Shawl Ruby Tipped probe. Expensiveer's crap.

It's worth it. One thing that'll change is the height off the vice because of the parallax. However, if you know that most of your work pieces are going to be between an inch and two inches off the Vise, it'll get you close enough. What you could do, huh? What you could do is get the cross.

No crosshairs wouldn't work. but three do the three. Like that movie The Fella, Screw your Freedom Oh that was real life predator. You know with the the thing with the gun.

the three dots and then the middle of the triangle is always going to be it. And if you're off further, the triangle just gets bigger. Hey buddy! the best laid battle plans only survive until contact with the Enemy This laser is working okay, but it can just get washed out. it fades Away by the coolant getting stuck on there.

you see it's it's blatted out. It occurs to me that the probe. it doesn't spin them a thing. no spinning.

So this is the public disclosure of a novel invention. You're gonna put a laser on the Rena Shaw probe which shoots directly in line with the probe. Because it doesn't spin them a thing, it's not going to hurt it. Also, we could have it integrate with the circuitry what turns it on for probing or we could have it integrated just with a movement sensor so that it goes into question current and doesn't kill the battery.
Yeah, just shooting straight out the end of the tip. That gives me an idea. Spikes for watching. Keep your dick in a vice.


By AvvE

14 thoughts on “This is stupid.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James B says:

    Gump! Your a god dam genius!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars mumblbee bee says:

    Did Uncle B.F. just invent the Ruby Laser? 😂
    Congrats to the vise squad, that way there’s always one free to hold the….

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars David Jooste says:

    I did that to ensure I always enter the vice at the correct angle and for other delicate operations.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Albert Filice says:

    Galvo lasers have a similar focusing helper, with a laser mounted just like you have, and then the main laser firing down the tube and you focus the laser then set the beams to the same spot and when you're out of focus they move away from each other.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Reedy says:

    “Screw your freedom, that was real life” 😂

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars First Last says:

    i'm amused by whoever changed your hand jog dial to hand job.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars LoosiuFlying says:

    ToT has put a web cam with crosshair on His macho CNC terminator transformer german ex panzer machine to aim a cannon – tool head

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SarahJRandomNumbers says:

    Haas Customer Service: Thanks for the video, AvE, that'll be $10,000 for the software licence and hardware, which will require 4 technicians a week to install.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars dandexinventor says:

    Sig Sauer has a "Preditor" red dot in green color, on my AR of course. You could mount it outside your thing-a-ma-jig and know when it is getting close. Also, mount another one slightly higher so you have more than one reference point, then the third actual laxer direct over top like you just 'invented' per your disclosure (thanks for that idea btw). hee hee.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars regesterw says:

    RAF dam buster style

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars hurricanehardey says:

    The laser could be mounted on the probe body at a slight angle, then spun slowly
    The resulting circle (or dot If on the right height) ist always concentric with the spindle

    Dan Gelbart had a video about this

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars rubix71 says:

    Laser guidance for our bell ends? Now I don't have to stop at three drinks.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 94nomad says:

    Fantastic example of what happens when you mix genius, skill, half a two four, and very expensive toys.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Segphalt says:

    "You might find better but you won't find more expensive." Truer words never spoken.

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