Yep, dead.

Gentlemen's welcome back to the shop summer, she's coming the whooper snipper done crapped out after about half an hour of service last year, and this year won't even work. If you put the battery in her, the big chunk is of a battery. Here gives half a chooch and then we'll take this off the end, see if it's the head of her her, what they keep telling me summer's coming. I had the wood stove on last night.

Mrs was cold. Disconnect there see if she goes now. She still doesn't go something wrong in here turn now to the vorpal healing bench plus nine, it's cursed. It demands a blood sacrifice, so we'll fix it till it's chickadee says to me last night around the fire she's a reading fool mind.

Reading all these wings of fire books and so forth wants to play dungeons and dragons in the darkened wood past. The outskirts of your small village lies an ancient mausoleum of unknown prognos, used to scare ghost stories out of little kids on a fine spring eventide, a moonless knight, your friend apprentice to the local axe guild axe, make a axe. Wielder's guild squishgar squiggle dares you to go, explore the loathsome and fearful place in the distance coyotes howl it's coyotes, because wolves don't howl the same way. The spooky ones are coyotes.

As you approach the uncanny tomb, a cold sweat begins to bead on your brow. The ill-fitting chain mail, you spirited, away from your grandfather's war, chest cold against your skin, the hairs on your shoulders and back start to tingle. Maybe you should have worn an under tunic as you grope, fruitlessly and awkwardly around the base of the cenotaph. You realize your friend squiskar may have ulterior motives.

He tries to steal a kiss, you push him away, he trips and falls pal man in the darkness, his hand resting on an oddly sinking stone. The eerie hollow grinding of stone on stone. Untold years have passed a portal in the darkness, your well-practiced hands, groping in your pantaloons to find tinder and flint very quickly. You light the char cloth and, in the candle light gleaming in the distance fangs, a hobgoblin atop of dice standing guarding a treasure chest.

What do you do your elvish, compatriot swissgar without hesitation showing the pravnas of his bardic heritage? Yells, boldly parley, that's going to be fun i'll, be the dungeon master and go mad with my tiny amount of power, nothing better than bullying eight-year-old girls. But enough about the president's son easy now, i'm talking about turtle! Why? What do you know what the is going on? As you can see, i got a poke of the prod out here already broke, one of the fins off pretty chintzy fin. If you ask me, look at that speaking of a nip in the air and that is not a racist world war ii joke there's a titty bit of the green death we'll clean that off, but also the drive shaft is seized in the tumor baboo. Well not seized, but it only goes so far and it stops up so either the tube is bent or there's something jammed in there have a gander hear that looks like we picked her good and proper all right.
Well, i spin and thing this end and not end goes so it's not in the tube. This repair mission is very rapidly becoming a salvage mission. I see the problem. Unfortunately sink died of natural causes see that back bearing seized up rusty crusty.

I got her unstuck, but she's super chewy mustard got stored the wrong way up with the swizzle stick upwards and then this filled with water over the winter and then hoop a jupiter sound of a diddling thing i'll box. All this stuff up put her in a pile we'll get a bearing coming and by the time winter rolls around. We ought to have her thanks for watching keep your dick in advice.

By AvvE

13 thoughts on “Unboltr: milwaukee weed whacker”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Got Juice says:

    My first one was hot garbage. Weak head clips. The second one so far has lasted longer than the 20 minutes the first one lasted.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Trent Burns says:

    Worse brand available

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Robert Hill says:

    A silver-tongued nerd-king. Your daughter and her friends will be delighted. Get them good and interested in roleplaying and you can be sure they'll be too busy to get up to any shenanigans for a good decade.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars eric rhodes says:

    NICE LONG BIT SET

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Clear Creek Dirt and Snow says:

    I was thinking search and destroy mission

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars GM_JODY says:

    This is why I insist to use my 2 smoke, arm burning, Stihl fs38. Why wouldn't you want continuous carburetor problems and plugged spark arrestor, when attempting to weedwack the 1 acre of neglected hayfield I call my yard, in interior British Columbia.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Caleb Tews says:

    Can I just say, wings of fire is an awesome series. I used to read them over and over again until the front covers literally broke off from being opened so much

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Stuart D says:

    In 2016 I decided to buy a Bosch 18v strimmer all great no real issues other than the chinzy plastic blades last about 60 seconds if one is strimming /edging against a wall.
    Anyways.
    Year later Bosch were doing an 18v hedge trimmer – with the exact same battery as the strimmer so I bought that.
    Anyways last year I charged the battery tried to use the trimmer
    Nutink diddly squat dead as a door knob.
    So I used the battery in the strimmer worked fine so not the battery…๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคท.
    Anyways bought a mains powered hedge trimmer – which I've cut the cord 3 Xs now…๐Ÿซค.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jjwcobain says:

    Bra! Had mine a few months it awesome! Got the pole saw also n that thing ripps! Iโ€™m in the tropics so maybe itโ€™s the inbreeding that fโ€™s em up cowboy

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Flying Lizard says:

    โ€œWeโ€™ll fix it till itโ€™s fuckedโ€ I love it

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Matt # says:

    The old first gen 1/2โ€ fuel had some schmoo build up on the pokey bits, took the handheld wire group to er and she started bitin the pixies again. Turns out, one of the male pokeys on the tool scouts for temperature

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars FlooredFord says:

    as much as i like my milwaulkee junk, you coulda bought a stihl and not had to worry about it for a decade.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Parsons says:

    You roll for initiative, and it's not good. You end up storing your weed whacker down side up in a Gelatinous Cube. Much later, on an entirely new adventure, you complain that yon whacker is ruined when you retrieve it from the cube you stored it in.

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