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The fambly and I are touched by your kindness. Your good juju and rain dances are verking. Thank you! Long may the Empire of Dirt rust!

I told us so baby doll, always trust in my false bravado. It never fails i'll. Let you in on a little secret clover and bandit thing, is with false bravado. It works until it don't a little cramped in there come on up as a black-hearted cynic with misanthropic leanings.

Reading through the comments i very kind of i'm not crying you're crying, you.

By AvvE

14 thoughts on “You saved us | forest fire #SHARTS”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Phil Kipnis says:

    I'm thrilled things worked out ok for you and your family. We too dodged the bullet last year when the Santa Cruz fire came roaring up to a I'm before the wind changd direction saving our wide spot on the highway. Our neighbors on the other side weren't so !icky. Again, I'm thrilled you're safe.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ccfmfg says:

    I'm glad You, Your Family and Home are OK. Have You designed a Sprinkler System to Protect Your Property Yet? May I suggest a Multiple Well Fed Moat as a reservoir,a perimeter Fire Break plumbed with Defense Sprinklers and Hoses. I'll contribute to the GoFundMe. I can't wait to see that Vjo. But this time please have Drone footage with Ride of the Valkyries sound track.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adam Perrault says:

    Hey Captain, I got a pair of your shirts. the Tap Tap Tap and my favorite the Prudence the Safety goat. had them since February and you can barely tell what they say. they were a gift from my brother and they are nice thick tshirts but the design is gone

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John V says:

    The jeezlus rain only happens when you rent equipment for the weekend or plan to re-roof your house and your buddy skips his brothers wedding for it. It's a true miracle it would ever happen when ya really need it!!!

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars FireBuddyNight says:

    why do I get the sneaking suspicion he was going for a 'ducks are bathing/playing in tears of joy' at the end. More than likely my screw is comming loose again.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joan Miriam Hicks says:

    "I'm not crying, you're crying." Glad things turned out okay. See how small things like water makes ducks happy. Oh, somedays we just need the small things 🙂

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daniel Branescu says:

    Well, dear uncle Bumblefuck, glad to see you're alright!

    Now, safe passage through the inferno is not necessarily a one-time trick, but I sure as hell aren't recommending playing that slot machine twice.

    Time to start designing a moat and a firewall!

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Boat Beard says:

    We know what that scenario feels like here in Oz. God singed pretty bad in 2005 ourselves – we just lost our place and stuff, others lost far far more… Thought I had it dealt with until 2019 when we burned as a country, and on friends places. Found out the false bravado isn't what it used to be myself too. Glad you are all good, hope you don't lose anything, or anything important – looks like you have your priorities pretty right. I still own a horse float because I can put animals or precious things in it and get them out of there – and we haven't owned our little place, the sandpit for 13 years now – or a horse… I reckon I've rescued hundreds of animals and lots of gear now. Don't much like the new fires we are getting, used to be able to manage things back a decade or two but not now… Stay safe. Cuddle everyone – it makes the bravado come back a lot quicker I reckon.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars William Wilson says:

    Brother, you are one of the good ones. I think you have an army that would go to the wall with you. I know I would.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gh0sTly says:

    I'm so happy that everything is going to be ok for Uncle Bumblefuck, the family, and the Empire of Dirt. I was honestly worried because we hadn't heard anything for something like a week.

    Glad everything is going to be ok.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Greg McEntee says:

    I know that feeling. Im a former resident of southern Houston where hurricanes are the destructive force. Glad y’all are safe!

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rod Gillanders says:

    If I could find the 75 ignorant troglodyte pachioderm stone dwellers who thumbed down this vid,I’d first piss warm recycled Corona all over them,then send them links to a dyson vacuum buying site,and recommend they buy some of that plastic garbage to suck themselves off with,as I know just how unsatisfactory an experience that will be. ( ask me how I know…..) best wishes from Scotland,ya crazy Canuck! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌈🤪

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rod Gillanders says:

    I live in Scotland uncle Bumblefuck,and it’s blazing sun here for once. So that must mean it’s raining somewhere else. I recommend painting a shed or something to help with rain. Best wishes,you lovable rogue!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌈🌈🌈

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mike Taylor says:

    Just a whisper in the woods but there are designs for 3D printed firefighting PAPRs made from CPAP hose. Maybe useful to someone…

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