https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1127138883/jesus-loves-you
Want a sticker, but ain't got no scratch? I will send out a bunch of 'em. Townpumpcnc @hotmail.com
For you who prefer to trust to your legal tender rather than luck: some proceeds go to the Empire of Dirt for beer and busting new tools. The rest gets wasted.
Thank you!

Gentlemen's that time of year, again, just in time to be late for christmas, we got some labels. What for covering up your shame, the bad juju from the getting spot? Everybody knows the government is the best spot to get barely used gear, but it comes with a curse. Those scraped off equipment numbers - we've got just the cockford ollie jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an share: a chuckle in the shop we're on the road baby doll, don't agree with this one, but i tell her you ask yourself who would be offended by that? Nobody, but everybody else thinks it's funny as they can get chairs uh over.

On the etsy, as i say, don't expect it before christmas. However, even better you forget all about it, you get this in the mail later on. On a saturday, your wife comes back wondering why you're got a eating grin and what that yellow label is. On the back of her honda hard times in the maritimes, it's been a couple tough years.

Everybody has a dry decade so in the spirit of our shop mascot freddie mercury we'll be sending i'll, send some of these out to our fellows. What ain't got no scratch, but still want one no worries at all or say: uh. The cost of one is half a day's wages because you live in a third world, not a problem partner. I gotcha i gotcha head on over just uh drop me a line at townpumpcnc at hotmail.com.

That's h, o t m a. I l not m a l e.

By AvvE

17 thoughts on “Christmas trick for hiding evidence”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nasty Customs says:

    Got this sticker on my 65 ford, not sure if it's that or me people are laughing at………..we'll go with it's a damn funny sticker.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Steve Rockstroh says:

    I have always though of bumper stickers as just another form of virtue signalling. You have changed all that . Now I don't know what bumperstickers are . Thank you ave?

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars rolls _879 says:

    alas, there is hope for the world after all. just not for you assholes.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alex Field says:

    You put more care into applying that sticker than anything I have ever seen you do.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars norweeg says:

    AvE, you’re a good man! I’ve got years of enjoyment from the things I’ve purchased from you. Good on ya to cover for the folks who might not be as fortunate. 👍

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jim ewok says:

    takes me back to time as a tyke when "Jesus Saves – but Esposito scores on the rebound"

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BBQLab says:

    My "people are monsters" shirt gets lots of attention in Los Dangle-less, but it's pearls before swine…

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Clay P says:

    Hey I was worried you might of floated away! Greetings from Michigan. When we flood down here it's because of someone's shotty damn work. Be safe up there.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Michael Bazinet says:

    AVE, you never disappoint ! I get that grin every time I watch your vids.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Doe says:

    Your stickers are legendary. They adorn my shop and work cubicle. They insult one and all equally. Thanks!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars CBK BLOCKCHAIN DEVELOPER says:

    I thought that was a snake in the back of your trailor there until i realised its a rope lol

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dekoth-OGN says:

    I wonder how upset the county would be with me if I stuck this on the back of my school bus. I'm pretty sure my students would find it hysterical.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars redgrant says:

    Way better then trying to colour match by way of riveting empty cans of camouflage cans of alpine or moosehead green to Mr. Deere’s pricey paint swatch.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Hopkins says:

    Jesus loves you has a totally different meaning in a Mexican prison.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars dustin woluschuk says:

    you got any more of those Freddie mercury shirts left in the mothership? I bet those are a hot seller

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Riley S says:

    I like how the bumper sticker color nearly matches the yellow trim on the Gator… it’s almost like he’s insinuating something hole-y about John Deere

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Smitty Werbenmanjensen says:

    Last time I was this early, Haas didn't regret selling uncle bumblefork a CNC yet.

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