Gentlemen's welcome back to the workshop procrasturbation channel. You believe it. Somebody was about to throw out this rock and rolling lifestyle depending on which side of the tracks, you might wear your seat climb out. I don't judge, but we'll just poke this prolapse right back in there.

Nothing better than a rocking chair in front of the fire over watched by our shop steward that handsome looking persian, fella freddie mercury by rights. You, like c she ain't quite the summer here in the frozen of hoth by the countenance of my purple hands. It's like a purple, glam no big deal she's a grower, not a shower, and my salmo dinner jacket, a beautiful little town in the interior of british columbia, south of weimer and east erie. You can feel it there's a nip in here.

I don't want to alarm. You but summer she isn't coming. I've been a fair while, since i give away any t-shirts, so i figured what better time than now what better place than here. Well, you can trust your luck.

You can trust your legal tender got a couple of t-shirts, got the shake stumps with danger and the do cause favorite something something get you ready for summer. Sun's out gun soap caught this in a movie one time back in college norm, abram's personal assistant, wetting up the shaft in order to make it swell you get to a certain age. I can't blame the fella. I don't know what you call it we'll clean out that socket sure what you call that in wood, elf can't anything like thieves can't well, if you're looking at them, japanese slicks, they seem to go in dry by the price of them, bigger the gob, the better.

The job you'd never hear norm, abram say that on camera, but boy howdy, i was just curious. I'm dipping my tip in the other side, i got myself one of them: fancy wooden mallets a little bit girthy in the hand, nothing you're not used yeah. You know what i'm saying: ah, is it in yet i'll grant you filthy wood carcass manglers? Not only does the grow on trees, but the tools are disposable, i'll, just hobble, this obelisk, it's not quite as clampy as i had hoped, we'll go. The other way.

Don't know how to tie knots tie lots funny how you rarely see a hammer that shape in north america. I blame the carnegie melons strike breakers pinkerton strike breakers of hot 98. uh. You just turn until you hear the crack and then back a quarter turn this one i'll go like that.

So we have to cut my fancy bridal rope marine grade now, another communist hammer - oh this will do, and that is how, when uh mommy would have really really loves a daddy. If and you want a t-shirt and you ain't got no scratch, i will gladly send you one talent, pump cnc at hotmail.com email, your addie, i do not keep it. I just use the hotmail because gil bates he likes to know what i'm up to and it's m a. I l not m a l e, huge difference or, of course, there's always the option of purchasing from the link down in the doobly-doo.

Thanks for watching keep your dick in advice.

By AvvE

12 thoughts on “Procrasturbation: workin’ the wood.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lucas Svedlund says:

    @ave I love your videos and your dirty jokes and dad jokes always gets me, and after probably 5 years or so Iโ€™m still trying to learn every โ€œspecialโ€ word you use like pixies etc, you should make a dictionary ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Assassinlexx says:

    So this was a demonstration on how to strangle wood .

    Here i thought I was going to enjoy watching old tree carcasse go where they belong.
    Waiting for part deux. Making a proper spring powered rocker out of steel.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Randy WL says:

    Shouldn't that bridal rope be hanging in a dry cleaners bag, stored in the back of the closet? How else you going to cherish those mamaries?

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Stigmati - I'm also an Autist says:

    When confronted with a chair made like this with peg in hole design, instead of using glue and having to repair again in a year or 2, lightly sand off the finish on the peg and clean any glue from the hole, liberally apply fresh cheap motor oil into the hole and on the peg, insert like only a man can do with a bit of force and hold firm till the wood swells, when fully engorged with oil the peg will never leave it's hole again. Just as every man wishes he could do.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Haydn Jenkins says:

    Sorry to hear you lost your working menace Duclaw, when you have a good work/play mate, and they move away, you know you'll miss the Tom Feckery.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kevin Hewitt says:

    Putting it into your terms, you used the wrong Locktite. Veritas Chair Doctor was the product you needed. PVA isn't ideal for repairs without a lot of prep work.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars nicholas viney says:

    Well you screwed that up, you're meant to glue it then grab a 6 pack and sit on the chair in front of the fire until the glue sets or ya run out of beer

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars leka pรถ says:

    Top tip. When gluing already glued parts that have come undone it's best to use epoxy or somesuch glue when re-gluing because aforementioned parts have glued surface to them and woodglue doesn't like to stick to that. Or you go through terrible trouble to clean them well enough in which case they are too loose anyway to use woodglue with.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MK Ultra says:

    Fun Fact:
    In the South it used to be custom practice to cut the tails off of dog puppies while they are still young, because of them spoiling peace and quiet on the porch when that rocking-chair takes a little nip of the old tail . . .

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 4SL says:

    New England has been hotternell for a week. It will break and go back to nermal. Unfortunately it goads on the climate nazis to more wringing of the hands. Nice chair. Better have the apprentices hekper try it first, you know Claude 5 foot 4, 360 lb, not a fan of salad.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Theo G says:

    Rocking chair, rope, some glue and a hammer. I could swear I've seen a porno start out like that…or was it a gov't thing?? Don't recall, but either way, someone got shafted.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gavin Dempsey says:

    Well, now. How good would that responsibility tee look, wearing it out in the shed, contemplating the rest of my safety stickers. I'd be sitting in an also reclaimed chair. Not a rocker though. Not fancy enough for that shit.

    Tell me, do you tie down shit on the trailer with those knots? Glad I'm driving on roads in a different continent ๐Ÿ˜‚

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