The lost art of eating bugs.

Chinese proverb. You want to be happy for a weak slaughter. A pig you want want to be happy for a year. Marry a pig.

Something like that anyway you to be happy for life plant. A garden here we're in the wildflower patch all summer long we get fresh cut wildflowers. I don't know how wild they are since i plant them. But you got some little bastards.

So we could just spray the hell out of they're eating my uh starts with a g. They're real pretty look at these little buggers just having a proper hooting. Any come from miles around the party is on you're even over here on these pretty little. I think you call these flowers simpler times.

You wouldn't think twice to trust in the science. To just ddt. The ever living out of them eco or max. Yeah uh oh.

More than neglecta you eat the stuff. It's delicious. The reason. It's not commercially available because it doesn't keep.

But it's fantastic stuff as long as the dog didn't piss on it now the real magic trick beetles into breakfast foreign. I guess i got some of them fancy uptown hens vegetarians waiting to see what the cool kids are gonna do.

By AvvE

14 thoughts on “Beetles for breakfast”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MikeOrkid says:

    Pint of water mixed with a tablespoon of dawn dish soap and 3 tablespoons of need oil (mixed in a sprayer). Keeps the critters away.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars monkey tonker says:

    Even the chickens won't comply with the WEF.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sassy The Sasquatch says:

    Aaaand Cerkfight.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Parsons says:

    Nice road rash.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars scott left says:

    Short n sweeet

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars AAA Beverages says:

    Rocky cock wants no part of Ringo George Paul or John.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars number6mbw says:

    This sucks. I enjoy watching chickens vs critters. My parrot is definitely a carnivore.
    I'm currently moving from a 40 acre property to suburbia hell, as a stepping stone. I can do what here, there, the neighbors can complain about paint. Ugh

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Another Guy says:

    If the ddt don't work on the bugs try the DMT

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars analog OffRoad says:

    I freaking love chickens man, the gf and i got 6, then we got another 8, then we hatched 7, then we picked up another 17 haha!!! We also picked up two 2 week old ducklings. Never had ducks before, so this is an adventure haha! Cheers AvE

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Benjamin Fallowfield says:

    F’n cock of the walk there hey

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Doug van der Hoop says:

    If you want to eat bugs, feed them to your chickens!😎

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars papiezguwniak says:

    Vil yu eet ze bugz?

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dr Life Kowalski says:

    Yeah, you better peck that floor ya chicken!

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars WesternSon says:

    AvE shilling for the WEF. “Eat ze bugs”

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