30 inch diameter Fir. Husqvarna 372xp, 24" bar, dull chain.

Welcome back to the wonderful world of bumble. We are going to alaskan mill ourselves ourselves some timber squares. I have here some premium fur british columbia's finest. I i had some logs for bucking up around the fire and some beautiful chairs and so forth and i found much to my dismay that people would prefer to sit on logs and wood.

There's something about crystallized sunlight. That's just magical you take the soil you take a little water you take a little carbon dioxide crystallizes the sunlight into something usable imagine that you get further up the pyramid and it grows consciousness for god's sakes people enjoy that magic well this is what you call a fair chunk of wood 30 inches around and about yay high probably a thousand pounds you're going to want to work up to this. I've been practicing my whole life mind used to slinging big wood around. But it all depends on what you can manage to pack out of the foot.

The natural progression of things is you get married you start researching world war ii. You get bored of that you start smoking meats in a monks. There you'll have a little cejour of chainsaw and making stumps after a while you'll try and slab off a stump and it'll suck so you buy yourself an alaskan mill. And that'll suck so you buy yourself a wood miser and that was a little better.

But i haven't got the money for that at the moment. I just got a chainsaw so what we do is we go top to bottom instead of side to side and gravity helps us out came as no surprise to me that my sporting wife informed me. She doesn't care for splinters and her lululemons says me to sheet you're saying you don't care for pricks in your bottom. Says she to me.

Turnabout is fair play now turn about baby sugar honey darling. Say no more about it. So. There you have it something with a little soul 400 some odd year methuselah tree i lost count.

But it is not reconstituted grindings from the ikea it's got real japanese wabi sabi built right in it ain't perfect. But it sure is beautiful jackson pollock taught me anything you can't just make one canvas full of scribbles for some rich guggenheimer. You gotta make a whole ton of them so that your work has some gravitas. You know if you just see some scribbles somewhere don't look too good.

But you see millions of the things you start to feel like there's something to it i'll tell you what these logs. There's something to them thanks for watching keep your dick in advice.

By AvvE

17 thoughts on “One man. one chainsaw.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Skidooer 583 says:

    Now you got to install cup holders for the beer on them wood blocks 😁

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars T L says:

    All this nonsense, it's just like I tell my boss… "it's all that easy when ya' say it fast". You know, say it fast & the next guy'll have it done right quick.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars priit mölder says:

    When I was in uni and had to present a masterfully crafter piece of art to the professor for grading….it usually boiled down to the kind of monologue in this video.
    "Why didnt you sand this all the way?"
    "Because I like it this way…"

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars twocvbloke says:

    Gotta put up a content warning before you start playing with your wood there… 😛

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars bandicoot543 says:

    Meanwhile in an alternative universe.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars disklamer says:

    Bonus your hostages can scratch their messages of despair and anguish into the side of 'em so you have something to read to distract you from their incessant whimpering about your linguistic caprioles.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Vince P1C1 says:

    If only James Joyce could’ve strung a yarn like AvE. 👍

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adam T says:

    You should be in Hollywood, or porn. Only the best shots.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alan says:

    Heres to the tree

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ethan ridesbikes says:

    Currently: dating a wonderful lady, run saw for a living, smoke meat and love ww2 stuff. I’m 25 going on 50.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Riley Starr says:

    ave from five years ago would be appalled. getting caught up with carbohydrate matrices. gives you diabetes

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Twisted metal3333 says:

    Nice wood.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars auxiliary-character says:

    🤔CNC chainsaw?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars NoSleepRacing says:

    I think you moved the decimal a little too far to the right while chasing zeros on this one lol.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars mikaso says:

    Advocat Egorov does the same. But straight.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Coleman says:

    Put some treated limber blocks on the bottom. keep them off the ground

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars gonecoastal4 says:


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