Simple pleasure of a mess of pancakes and dead things.

That's an expendable how you liking the clash. I love this thing specialty two-part one yeah, it's the uh what'd. You call that south african style apartheid little guy was using the pouch as well. Apparently died of a heart attack got ta stir this pancakes.

Batter, did you know that in chef school they actually do it like this? Is that right must be funny to see about 20 guys lined up doing that all in a row. These are pretty good safe. Is that hannah afraid not a store, bought no sourdough pancakes? Today we got too many folks, espresso pancakes, birds, chirping, your hands are filthy. Let me see them, they look pretty good to me.

You got hands just like your mother. No, i was pushing on the dirt. Oh, outside yeah, i'll knock the poop off the table and we'll eat outside okay grab that and poke ineffectually at them store your wife's life. I know look at these things, man.

How do you get all those bubbles in them magic? You know what this is. I have no idea what that means me neither um, but you know what this thing could really use: um. No, those rings that you make those english muffins in now ever what are those grapes? Those are grapes. What are they? The blueberries? No breakfast is complete without back bacon.

This mess is brought to you by the pork fruit producers of canada. Okay, you little heathens go sit down, we'll, go sit down more root, hog or die, get some vitamin bacon in you. What is this vitamin bacon back bacon? Canadian bacon, hey brother, bear you're gon na be a plumber when you grow up. No, you know when you're a plumber, every butthole is your customer.


By AvvE

12 thoughts on “Happy Canada Day! Fourth of July too!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Eric Kona Peper says:

    Oh Brother I’m so worried about you! You will definitely encounter a thing called Daughter Pain she’s so precious how are you even going to tell her no for anything! My goodness your Daughter talking reminds me sooooo much of mine before she became 23 years old she loved me but not so much anymore! Get in her heart Brother! It’s the only protection from Daughter Pain there is! Daughter Mercy! I wish I could find some Daughter’s Mercy right now. God Bless you and your Family! I love you Guy’s they’re lucky to have a wonderful Father! 🥲❤️🖖🏼

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dave Yergin says:

    I know I'm late to the party on this video. covid work took the bulk of my time for a while there. I have a decently sized gas grill and I'd like to start out with maybe a half-sized planche. what steel do you recommend sourcing to create one? would a metal shop take on a project like that? I don't have access to personal metalworking tools such as your own magnificent empire o dirt. thanks Ave!

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Francis Page says:

    "C'est arrangé avec le gars des vues" It means it's cinema, it's not real. "Les vues" means "cinema" for some older people (60+ and probably not educated) My dad also uses "au théâtre" I guess because of "theater" instead of cinema.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars plasmahead2 says:

    Chickadee's harumph and the tiny dinosaur mauling the pancake are priceless and had me near in tears with laughing.
    Cheers and well played

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars hidenseek says:

    Aww little guys getting big. AVe, he will be leaving your tools out in the rain overnight in no time. Brings a tear to the eye….

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars lolilol lolilol says:

    Even the grill looks like it was oiled with used car oil. xD But these pancakes look yummy. Happy Canada day !

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lacquerhead says:

    Kids are so damn much fun. Especially when you can give 'em back to their parents! Mine are just about all growed up but the man child still give the pappa a big ol' bear hug. I'll take 'em while I can get 'em!

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nocturum Mortem says:

    An American says happy Canada day to a Canadian.
    The Canadian politely responds, fuck you good buddy.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars iLLeag7e says:

    Me: Is there any one amongst you peasants what has the capacity to pour rivers of bullshit from your own mouth in any manner as efficiently as I??
    The internet: ding AVE new video notification

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars aelfkins says:

    "Did you know that in chef school they teach you to do it like this"
    Well if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars A McConnell says:

    Loved seeing tomorrow's breakfast and Christmas dinner eating today's breakfast. Circle of life and all that.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chris Perrien says:

    I heard some "French langauge "in the background, so it is OK as authentic Canadian' so to speak . I did a killer BBQ for the 4 th( ribs, chicken wings, saugage) but a pancake breakfast with real bacon seems OK too.

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