's crackalackin blow got some serious sciency going on today. My buddy big clive and and i call him buddy on account of knowing his brother so well did uh teardown on some single point automagic lubricators hey. What he and his brother get up to in the privacy of their own whiskey. Drinking dungeon that's that's their own affair.

It's a electronic device that will gradually push the grease in this container out through this port and the clever thing about it is uh by default. It comes set to off this is probably just as well but we're gonna reverse engineered a skf this is a brilliantly devilishly simple design just a matter of a couple of chemicals. Oh safety third am. I right dihydrogen monoxide known by the state of cancer to cause california.

We gotta allay the fears with the workplace label. Here prudence. The safety goat dead. Battery inner.

That's some sodium hydroxide and agua all right like so we are going to make our own battery reactive metal. In this case aluminium scuff up the surface mix up sodium hydroxide in the aqueous solution. Just so happens. This pencil double duty.

Not double ended mind. It will conduct electrocity on account of the lead actually being graphite. Which is carbon. Oh.

Sorry. Let me show you the apparatus. Here fluke. 87.

5. A beauty. A bonnie and a joy forever on the volts dc scale. Let's just make sure that the leads are leading.

Gulen. Show. Zero volts and we put the aluminum in the. Solution 14.

Volt. We've made a battery. More importantly. However bubbles effervescing off the surface of the aluminium with not but three ingredients.

We got an electrolytic cell. A battery dihydrogen monoxide jokingly referred to as water h2o sodium. Hydroxide n. A the sodium and o h.

Group that's a base an alkali and aluminium what kind of effervescence. Do you figure that is well there's not much reactant. But the water and what can water turn into oxygen and hydrogen. But since this is a metal.

It's likely getting oxidized. It's up taking the oxygen that gas you see that's hydrogen gas for funsies. We'll stick a chunk of zinc in there see what the voltage is grade 5 steel bolt national course 3 8. But it is electroplated with zinc low and behold ought 375.

And it too is evolving hydrogen gas. Now big clive had a poke under the petticoats rather the pantaloons actually you know what it's none of my business. He gleefully splayed apart the undercarriage of that automatic lubricator uh. I'm gonna put a screwdriver i'm gonna apply unreasonable force in here it's just popped out found not but some air zinc cells.

These are interesting batteries they come sealed up from the factory on account of them actually needing oxygen from the air in order to chooch you look at. That if you focus you. Fat. Zinc battery.

145 volts ought to be about 156. But you know allowances must be made for two tractor and so forth. The interesting thing about these is they are sitting before they're activated. They're sitting at around four volts three and a half volts.

So what happens here in these lubricators is instead of peeling back. And allowing oxygen to get in there they. Preemptively do the. Reaction it wants to do it's sitting at 34.

Volts that means it wants to do a reaction. You you get a regular double a battery. And it's one and a half volts it's waiting to react. It's waiting it's got potential.

There and all you got to do is connect a little wire and it heats up it does its reaction same thing with these guys. Only it's waiting for us to. Peel this back allow oxygen to go in there and chooch at 14. So what if we don't do that what if we just connect a wire up right now what kind of reaction.

We gonna get i don't want to put you on a list with gil bates or slammazon. So we're not going to use the pipe mexican word for pump. I learned my lesson. When i mentioned vibrating massaging urethral expanders.

How great they were we're going to put all these fittings together. Including this male nipple speaking of demonetization. I'm going to put this all together and put a little wee hole. In there gonna fill this full of grease.

A lot of teflon tape pipe dope and then put the battery. What's been short circuited right inside of there that way there's nowhere for the hydrogen to go it ought to push the grease out the hole brand new german beauties like them ladies at the mountain cavs like hams. No apprentice marks on her look at that i don't tend to recommend things. But you know what i'm saying and click look at that fancy uptown rig.

What for them. Portland baristas making bookshelves for their girlfriend now now this should probably go a lot quicker. If i had a grease gun with any grease in it oh. He didn't give me much warning on that one did the rebar tie to the periphery of the cell and then fold.

It over for perspicacity. We'd add some hpht ran out and i'm sure they make it in factories every day. But you know going out public. I'll just use some phasing tape holy sh look at that cork stuffer.

I didn't think it would actually work look at this you're squirting up a hell of a mess.