I've had an epiphany, a breakthrough after years of quiet, contemplation and thoughtful self-reflection induction whatever you call it. I finally found the meaning of life, making cool, putting it onto internets, that's pretty great, raising kids being a decent husband and a decent person. Yeah! That's all right! That's pretty fulfilling my true calling is watering ducks. Ladies glacier fed artisan water.
It's not cheap, you insist, i'll put it on your bill and you're the only ones for miles around. Let's go quackers for my joke. Plata papa duck star the cutest of all farm plants, seed them water them. Oh you want some of that too.
Do you, foreign you?.
Cheap tools? Good vid
Expensive tool teardown? Pretty enjoyable to watch.
Making food on a slab of steel that weighs somewhere between fuck off and not fucking moving that? Hey, good job.
Duck watering? SHOOT THAT SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY BLOODSTREAM WHY DID I NEVER KNOW I NEEDED THIS MAKE MORE NOW YOU CANUCK.
The video of him watering the chickens probably couldn't be uploaded without risking blowback from PETA… even though the comical factor is multiple times greater…
You must have a bladder the size of a beach ball! Dude we miss you even Big Clive is bringing out that lovely hammer you made. Come back AVE I'll even forgive the odd C word.
All great epiphanies happen when watering ducks. All great epiphanies about watering ducks do at least, and what other kinds of epiphanies are there really?
A Canadian tuber playing with his hose
Was finally happy with the life he chose.
His wife didn’t got lucky,
In stead it was some little ducky
Who got sprayed right on her nose.
Supposedly a wet towel around the neck tricks your brain into thinking you’re too cold but putting icy cold ice water in yer slippers is the best method.
Now you HAVE to build them an automatic shower that they can activate by stepping on a plate or something, and show it to us. For f***ing science mah man !
Male with black head and softy voice, Female gets loud when upset or really quite beware alot more vicious in actions or language when peeved with you!
Don't let your neighbors catch you seeding your ducks, bud. That's a criminal offense where I'm from.
… I used to have to water over 1000 chooks hiding under large peppercorn trees on 35+ degree days every hour…
took an hour & a half to do 1 round! The way they used to relish flicking the wet soil over themselves became a fine childhood memory.
The things you do in outback Oz…
Honestly…… Who in the world would put a down vote on a wholesome funny video like this?
I pity them…… I now want a duck!