Frost free passenger's seat. Driver's seat frozen cock-stiff.

Recall the last baby sugar honey darling. We all got to die, but i prefer not to do it to hemorrhoids she's a kindhearted lady, mind babydoll, always forgives me when she's wrong. A lot of things around here could use a lady's touch, but me she's hard, like a scotsman, when the bar tab comes due sure is the sunrise she is who must be obeyed. The senora sings a secret soliloquy, intractable signal.

I can't help but think it's the old salmon arm salute.

By AvvE

15 thoughts on “#sharts lady’s subtle message?”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Playsportfun says:

    You forgot to put the toilet seat down? What? I didn't have you pegged as a pussified Male.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nick E says:

    "GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND MOW THAT FN SNOW NNNNNAAAAOOOOOWWWW"-Baby Doll.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chuck Chapel says:

    I have a neighbor that always leaves the seats up on his gator. Sits outside all 4 seasons. Everything in the fuse panel is corroded, can't even get the fuses out. It would be best to cover that area up with something to protect it when the seat is in the up position. Just FYI

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MacGyver1 says:

    Na the driver's seat doesn't stay up because of a clearance issue with the steering wheel. Don't read into it too much

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Brandon Obaza says:

    You could always mumble to her something about the new sexual revolution and "welcome to the male experience of equality". Results may vary…

    …but you're a miner by proxy, you should know the only way out of a hole is to dig deeper. If digging doesn't work, use explosives.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Matt Berg says:

    Possibly some sort of mental nudge to stop leaving the "other" seat up. Sometimes I think the proper spelling is woe-to-man. Apparently the middle syllable became silent over millennia

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Derrick Nichol says:

    The Salmon Arm Salute is a reference to the time Trudeau Senior while accompanied by our now PM gave the protesting people of BC the big finger while ride through on a train.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars dandexinventor says:

    It's the one thing constant from meeting each other to meeting our Maker…"Do you love me even if I do this?" You've been tested, the gettin' up is up to you. Much of the world is not passing that test right now. Their sense of humor on the left, has fallen and can't get up.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars CatchMyThrowingKnife says:

    Fucking pierre miss living in salmon arm knowing uncle bumblefuck is within 400 clicks

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars MrMakka666 says:

    Same with small open cab diggers, new guy learnt to fold the fecking seat after it rained all weekend.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TRANSMITTER GUY says:

    My wife would say” if you were any king of husband, you would build a garage for my green tractor”. Then I would check her for ticks.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Willy Ck says:

    I can hear it now
    "You left the seat up"
    counters with
    "you left the seat down"
    no body has the right of way however toilet looks better when closed🤔

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Thomas Ives says:

    Maybe she's indicating you have a 'hot arse'! You never know with these feminine alien creatures. The game of love is opaque to us men-children.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tristan Bayfield says:

    "The old Salmon Arm solute" – I'm packing one this away for later 😂

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars virtualmarc says:

    Well apologize you big goof. Then, surreptitiously, figure out what you did wrong.

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